How NOT to cook for bae: 5 social media accounts dedicated to nasty food

Fall is about a month and a half away, which means that “cuffing season” is about to begin. That’s the time of year when someone finds a bae, and cuddles with them through the winter, until the weather gets hot again, and then they don’t want to be bothered anymore.

That said, in order to keep a bae during cuffing season, one must know how to cook, because that’s how you keep a bae happy. I know, because that’s how I married my bae ūüôā

Anyway, there are several social media pages that are dedicated to making a mockery of people who struggle to keep a bae, because they can’t cook. If you’re one of these people, it’s worth your salt to take a look at these accounts, just so you know how not to cook.

Don’t say that you haven’t been warned.

5. The Struggle Plate on Facebook and Instagram

Just think, someone actually made this nasty crap for bae.

From The Struggle Plate’s Facebook page

4. Someone Ate This on Tumblr

This dude needs a damn therapist.

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3. Really Not Food Porn on Tumblr 

So this person made diarrhea on nacho chips with cheese at 3 a.m.? I think they wasted their time.

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2. Reddit’s Shitty Food Porn

This person just gave the Hell up. SMDH.

  1. And my favorite, Cooking for bae on Instagram

Yeah, we see why you’re single, so…

Did I miss any?


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