10 signs that life is telling you that you need a damn vacation

There are times when life sucks the soul right out of you. Here are several signs that life is telling you that you need a damn vacation.

10. When you ask your co-worker to kill you.

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9. When you pray for a kidnapping or a coma.

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8. When going to work requires extra effort that you could only get from a shot of vodka.

7. And your boss has told you 50-11 times not to do (x), and you still keep doing it, because you’ve lost your focus.

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6. So when bossman/bosslady leaves for the day, you make a fort under your desk because it takes the pain away.

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5. And when you get home, ice cream for dinner is the only option.

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4. You start cursing during story time with your kids for no reason at all.

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3. And when you randomly start crying, because you know you need a vacation, your kid looks at you like this:

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2. It takes a lot of damn effort to get in the mood, and sometimes you just have to fake it.

 

 

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  1. But you haven’t acquired enough vacation days, so you just have get drunk until you wake up in a parking garage, wearing a Santa Claus suit, while lying in your own bile.

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#TrueStory

 

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